Look what I found in my basement! Allow me to add some excerpts from these “novels”.
…..
Nephlite stood on the lawn below.
“Master!” Princess Diamond held up her box and grinned crazily. “I have the crystal! I’ll drop it to you!”
Nephlite smiled. “Good girl,” he said, raising his hands. “I’ll catch it.”
…..
“Whatever that crystal is,” she declared as her headband glowed gold, “you can bet your stupid purple face that you won’t get it!”
…..
Seeing the princess’ hidden beauty, Serena couldn’t help but wonder if Melvin was a hottie beneath his giant glasses.
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Darien unfolded the letter and quickly read it. A shadow settled over his face as he read the name at the bottom.
“‘Tuxedo Mask.’”
“I know. Corny, huh?” Andrew laughed. “I wonder what kind of an idiot came up with a name like that. It sounds like some crazy super-hero in a romance novel.”
GIVE ME THOSE BOOKS
Man I have been planning on buying these terrible things and either scanning or just re-typing them as .PDFs and uploading them, because they are a wonderfully, woefully unexplored clod in this fandom. They are so ridiculously pointless it is beautiful.
More!
HAHAHA OH MY GOD, they actually had a few of those at my old library and…they were really something else. What surprised me though (and I didn’t find this out until later), was that they actually covered some of the ‘missing’ episodes too! Namely the one with the fortune teller and Umino being a little jerk, and the one where they meet Sakiko at the summer house (and they kept her original name too, which was even more surprising). Of course, it naturally had all the hammy moments of the dub too, and Usagi/Serena did a TON of fourth-walling in the first volume, too.
…and come to think about it, Mangafox actually has scans of the volumes here should you ever want to read it! I should probably do that myself soon since I only read the two they had at the library ahah TwT
oh GOD this link
I know what I’ll be reading.
Omg. Thank you for that link. The other books are amazing.
so after i saw the avengers
these two girls, no older than eight, were standing outside the theatre with their parents, and i overheard their conversation.
girl 1: so which guy was the cutest?
girl 2: loki! duh!
girl 1: uh no it was hulk
girl 2: YOU WEIRDO!
girl 1: you're the weirdo!
their dad: actually, you're both weirdos, captain america was the cutest
